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15 Things Every College Freshman Needs to Know to Stay **fReSh**
You can be doing your absolute most to pay attention in class, and that gorgeously-stickered MacBook on your classmate’s desk in front of you will suck you into season three episode 24 of The Office. There’s some study somewhere that correlates the front-row of a classroom with higher GPAs anyway AND if you must know, Jim and Pam get married and it’s the greatest love story of our generation.
Ohhhh, honey, it is real. It happens. Embrace it. When else in your life can you eat ramen and those mini donuts your mom never let you get whenever you please? This is what freedom tastes like.
***Pro-tip: clubs are one-stop shops for people with shared interests. Join in, meet some rad dudes, and you’ve got a crew.***
If you have a single second of free-time, schedule a nap. There is nothing more glorious than tiny-sleep. Take full advantage of nap-time before you have a real-person job where, allegedly, napping is discouraged.
If your dorm or apartment is not air-conditioned… boy, oh, boy you’re in for a struggle. You need to stock up on fans… I’m talking box fans, little fans, big fans, those dope necklace fans families wear in Disney World, ALL OF THE FANS. That is unless you like waking up feeling like a slimy little hot-dog human cooking in your own sweat. In that case, do you, weirdo.
Real talk, college gets crazy. Somedays you find yourself unshowered, eating stale, off-brand cereal right out of the bag, barely fulfilling your bottom hierarchy of needs… Don’t fret though, I’m pretty sure fuzzy socks and facemasks fix this.
Textbooks are not light. Not only are they physically heavy, but they also contain the emotional weight of draining your entire bank account. Needless to say, those boys are hard to carry. Protect your shoulders, strap up, buckle that chest strap—Forget about looking cool. You know what’s actually cool? Healthy joints.
!!!Bonus Tip!!! Call your parents
They put in years and years and years of hard work for you to call and say you’re safe and happy. I promise your mom will be absolutely thrilled to hear about that sandwich you had for lunch, the seemingly unending lecture you just sat through, and all the great new people you’ve met. As long as you’re being safe, sweetie.
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